SMS jokes for you

SMS JOKES FOR YOU

• Every tear is a sign of commitment. Every silence is a sign of attachment n. Every sms is a sign of rememberance...

• A letter writen by shakespeare 2 his frnd

''Each day i like u more dan yestrday & less dan 2moro.I want u as frnd of mine 4 every 2morows"...An Engineering Student called up his HOD, but got his wife instead on d call..   "I'm afraid he died last week." she explained.      The next day the student called again n askd for the HOD..     "I told you" the wife replied, "he died last week."     The next day he called again and once more asked to speak to his HOD.   By this time the wife got really upset n shouted,   "I'VE ALREADY TOLD YOU TWICE, MY HUSBAND, YOUR HOD, DIED LAST WEEK ! WHY DO YOU KEEP CALLING?"     He replied laughing, "I just love hearing it...":-D"I Stopped
Thinking About Beauty...
@)  :   When
I Saw Love Between
BLIND COUPLE"
gd nytNinne varnikkan moonne moonnu English vakkukal mathi
Wave,Net,Fire
Wave means Ala
Net means Vala
Fire means Thee
Ala+Vala+Thee=
ALAVALATHEE
This story is all about wen i ws in 2nd std.
I was caught talking in class and My Teacher asked me 2 write
"I WONT TALK IN CLASS"
50 times on d board,
i wrote..
.
.
.
.
for(i=1;i<=50;i++)
printf("I WONT TALK IN CLASS\n");
Born brilliant but FORCED to STUDY...:-(
gudeveng:-)!!

• shanbu:ente clgil vere oruthanum cheyyaan pattaathathu enicku pattum.
  Duddu:athentha.
  shambu:ente kaiyaksharam vaayickaan.
• Tintumonodu achan: Nintae Birthday ku njan 1"chillichikkan" vangi tharatte.
  Tintu:Achan kanicha mandatharathinu pavam kozhi enthu pizhachu

• An arrow can be shot only by dragging it back. so, when life is dragging you back with

difficulties, it means that its going to launch you in to victoryScientists wer playing hide & seek in heaven with Tintumon
(Tintumon was seeker)
Newton didn't hide & stood in a square of 1 metre.
Tintu: i found newton.
Newt: U r wrong!
im not newton, As im standing in 1m square i'm newton/meter square & so i'm Pascal.
Tintu: Rascal.!
Chathalum niyonum nannaville..?ISRO chandranil vellam kandethi..¿

Tintumon : Ente kinattile vellathil njan pande chandrane kandatha.. Nhan aarodum paranhilla enne ullu.
If you think of sum1 to share your happines
you love dat persn alot-
&
If you think of sum1 in tears to melt ur pain
dat persn loves you a lot..Every1 wants 2 go 2 HEAVEN bt
no1 wants 2 DIE"
In our lnguage/slang it
means,
"Everyone wants to PASS but
nobody wants to STUDY...""I made a list of
spcl ppl in my life
wit pencil.
Bt wen I rechd ur name
I used pen.
Bcoz I'm sure,I'l nver hav 2 change
Gn
U r always special"A sentence in Forbes magazine:
"Always Remember,
Money is  not Evrything  in Life,
But
Make Sure u Earn Sufficient before
Thinking Such Nonsense"Unerdtsandng btewen ecah ohter is rael fiendshp eeven v hvae so mnay msitkaes lkie tihs mgs,btu i konw u cna raed wtihuot eorr.
TAHTS Ture FIRENDPranayam thengayanu!
Atinte vellam kudikkan valare nallathanu!
Currykalil cherthal nalla ruchiyumanu.
But
thalayil veenaal,jeevitham KONJAATTA!;-)gud ni8